JOHN
description
John (full name John John) is the main character of the Nerds jokeHe loves burritos hates tacos and has god like powersHe likes the color yellow and the number 9 and has a best friend and brother named Sox
LOOKS
Looks wise John is bald besides one baby hair in the middle of his head he has a black mustache and a suit he wears made out of human skinJohn has no nipples and sometimes has braces
History
John was born right after earth was made from the foot of a nerd in space named Orvindorph the 7thJohn and his brother Sox crashed down to earth and started screwing around John moved every tree randomly and Sox ate GodJohn and Sox created a friend in the form of a Brainy Kid who would later become the rival of the nerdsIn the year of 9 John and Sox created all the other nerds who we know today
Personality
John is cartoony and stupid he doesn't really care about anything and does weird stuff he can be pretty violent especially when love or tacos are involved as he hates both of those with a passionJohn often drifts off and starts talking about how much he wants money because how stupid he is